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The! Inner! Swine!

Well sir, a few weeks late perhaps, but the Winter 2012 issue of The Inner Swine is out for Kindle and Nook:

KINDLE

NOOK

The formatting’s screwed and the editing was … there was no editing. Enjoy for ninety-nine cents!

Here’s an essay from this issue:

Holy Crap What the Fuck

Hurricane Sandy Almost Killed Us
by Jeff Somers

SO, in the hallowed pages of JEFF IS A JACKASS, we have few weather-related entries. There was the time I attempted to drive a station wagon with bald tires through a blizzard and ended up performing a stately, ballet-like 360 across a huge intersection. Or the time when I was very, very young and thought that peeing in my snow pants was a genius way to warm up on a snowy day … for about five seconds. Or the time I was almost abandoned by my wife and eaten by wolves when I succumbed to mild hypothermia in the White Mountains. But aside from these lurid tales, for the most part my relationship with weather has been pretty quiet. Until October 2012.

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