I’ve Got Nothing to Say, Hope You Have a Nice Day

You know what the problem with me trying to post on this blog every day? Nothing ever happens to me. Nothing, seriously. I also have very few thoughts which would qualify as “blog-able”. I am sure this surprises no one, especially those who actually read my zine The Inner Swine. The poor souls. If I were to somehow summon the energy to blog every day, the posts would read something like this:

Woke up, still tired. Sat and stared at day-job work for some time while cats batted my ears with their paws, painfully. Finally fed cats to much purring and rejoicing. Wife called me “little man” again while threatening to beat me if the house wasn’t cleaned by the time she got home. Napped some. Had bourbon for lunch again, no regrets.

I don’t think anyone wants something like that.

I do have some news today, though! It’s the Second Annual Fantasy Bookspot Book Tournament! Check out the explanation of what’s going on and note, dearest readers, that The Electric Church has been nominated. If you’re inclined and able, vote the heck out of it. Please. If nothing else, defend it against theBlue Meanies who will call it names and make me cry.

Finally, the ARCs of The Digital Plague are in, and they are gorgeous. Orbit sure knows how to make me look like a genius.