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I Got the Music in Me

Yanno, I play a bit of guitar, and while I’m not deluded enough to think anyone really cares, I do believe fervently that there’s no point in creating something unless you at least put it out there for people to experience in some way. So, here are four songs I’ve recently composed in my little home studio, otherwise known as the tiny, cat-filled office I work in. Enjoy?

Song882

Song883

Song898

Song902

Enjoy!

Monday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomI know that after a long weekend of partying and relaxing, what you want is some amateurish songwriting and geetar playing to get you psyched up for the work week to come. Your wish is my command.

Here, songs:

Song695
Song697
Song699
Song701
Song709
Song717
Song721
Song725
Song726

You’re welcome.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Monday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomFACT: The fact that no one cares much about my musical compositions just drives me to post them more frequently, because you are not my supervisor.

FACT: All this negative energy just makes me stronger.

FACT: I stopped evolving as a musical artist somewhere in 2009.

Here are more songs from yours truly, which is what I do when I’m writer’s-blocked. Actually, switching to a different mode of creative expression is kind of helpful for writing, b/c it lets me clear my head and shunt all the plot worries to the subconscious while I bang this. sick. beat. (Really hoping Taylor Swift sues me over that – fingers crossed for free publicity.)

Here, songs:

Song679
Song681
Song683
Song686
Song688
Song689
Song690

You’re welcome.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Thursday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomThe fact that my guitar playing is like 34th on Jeff’s List of Mighty Skills and that some of the skills listed, like #13, Comprehending the Plots of Long-Running Prestige Television Dramas, aren’t all that impressive, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to these compositions, which are heartfelt expressions of whatever scales and chord progressions I could make my hands form at that particular moment.

Here, songs:

Song644
Song651
Song653
Song655
Song656
Song659

You’re welcome.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Thursday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomIt’s entirely possible that no one in the universe wants to hear my little compositions, but who cares. If I listened to that little voice of doubt when it concerns my own creative genius, we’d all be dead now, because it’s generally the same little voice concerned with my moral performance. Hear these songs or the world ends, is basically our only choices here.

Here, songs:

Song636
Song638
Song637
Song639
Song641
Song642

You’re welcome.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Saturday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomThere are things in this life which make no sense: The Designated Hitter. The Bachelor. How I am not a millionaire many times over. And, of course, the greatest mystery of them all: Why I insist on not only recording my ‘songs’ but on posting them here. Let me know when you figure it out.

Here, songs:

Song619
Song620
Song621
Song622
Song623
Song627
Song629
Song630
Song632

There: Congratulations on another job … done.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Sunday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomWhat a time to be alive: I live in a day and age where I don’t have to socialize with a bunch of psychos just to play music. I can get my computer be my backup band, and afflict the world with THIS:

Here, songs:

Song605
Song607
Song609
Song610
Song611
Song613
Song615
Song618

Right about now I’ll bet some of your are wishing we lived much further in the past than we do now.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Saturday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomStare into the abyss that is my music, and the abyss will rock your world. Or possibly just stare back at you.

Here, songs:

Song595
Song596
Song597
Song598
Song600
Song604

Why do I do this to you? More importantly, why do I do it to myself? I dunno. I got the music in me, I suppose.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Monday is Guitar Day

Epiphone Les Paul CustomDespite several organized protests and at least one assassination attempt, I keep on truckin’ with the awful guitar compositions. Here are more of them! BECAUSE I AM THE MAD GUITARIST WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT! Literally, my friends. Literally.

Here, songs:

Song581
Song585
Song588
Song590
Song592

Someday music historians will call these songs the beginning of something. Most likely the decline of Western Civilization. But I’ll take it, because I am a small, petty man.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.