Ask Jeff Anything 1-5-11

After a hiatus imposed by all the More Shit I Gotta Do, we’re back with answers to your questions! And by “we’re” I mean “I am” in the royal sense. Because I’m the king of rock, there is none higher, Sucker MC’s should call me sire. To burn my kingdom, you must use fire, I won’t stop rockin’ till I retire. And also, look for a quick cameo by Spartacus the Cat, incensed that I spent a few minutes paying to attention to something that is not him. Little bastard.



  1. annaliterally

    So sorry to hear about the missing booze! My husband knows better than to hide my Gentleman Jack. Good luck finding your stash!

  2. jsomers (Post author)

    We live across the street from a liquor store, so I can always rectify the situation. As long as I don’t mind buying $100 in booze using jars of pennies.

  3. Sarah W

    I’m sure the clerks at the liquor store will have no problem selling you booze for $100 worth of pennies. . .

    I’m glad you’re back from hiatus–new Ask Jeff installments always make my day–and that Spartacus is in fine form.

    Oh, and those printed books? Not blank. Very not blank. In a good way.

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