Ramblings of Jeff Somers, author
Brain the size of a planet, and what do I do? I write lame rock songs.
Herewith:
Song373
Song376
Song378
Song384
Song386
Song388
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
Like a sad monkey that thinks he’s people, I keep playing guitar. Like a sad monkey that thinks he’s people and has Internet access, I keep posting them here. I CANNOT BE STOPPED. Someday alien archeologists will examine the ruins of our civilization and ask why you all did not rise up to stop me from posting the music that destroys everything. They will not understand that I cannot be stopped.
Herewith:
Song347
Song352
Song354
Song362
Song363
Song365
Song368
Song370
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
You might think what with writing incredible novels, putting out my own biannual zine, and doing costumed Superhero work at night (I am, it can now be revealed, the Pork Avenger), I wouldn’t have time for other pursuits. Yet I sit at home in my cave-like office and actually compose and record songs on my wee guitars. That’s right! It’s time for moar geetar music from Your Humble Author. Download them and weep:
Song320
Song322
Song324
Song325
Song327
Song329
Song333
Song334
Song335
Song337
Song338
Song342
Song344
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
The Voices in My Head Demand that I post the most recent songs I’ve recorded with my shovel-like hands and, er, my guitar. Plus drum loops. And a distinct lack of shame. So, without further ado or any chance for y’all to protest or talk me out of it, here’s the latest batch:
Song303: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song303.mp3
Song304: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song304.mp3
Song306: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song306.mp3
Song307: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song307.mp3
Song309: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song309.mp3
Song310: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song310.mp3
Song311: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song311.mp3
Song315: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song315.mp3
Song316: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song316.mp3
Song317: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song317.mp3
Song318: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song318.mp3
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
Why not? I have nothing interesting to say today, so why not post some more of my lameTASTIC! guitar songs, and taunt the universe with my special brand of Cool[TM]?
While I’m no Eddie Van Halen or Les Paul, my guitar playing is a testament to the value of teaching: IF you could hear where I started a few years ago, you would be equally amazed at my progress.
Song270: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song270.mp3
Song271: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song271.mp3
Song272: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song272.mp3
Song277: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song277.mp3
Song283: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song283.mp3
Song288: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song288.mp3
Song289: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song289.mp3
Song290: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song290.mp3
Song292: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song292.mp3
Song294: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song294.mp3
Song_dirty_rap: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song_dirty_rap.mp3
Song296: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song296.mp3
Song297: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song297.mp3
Song298: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song298.mp3
Song300: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song300.mp3
Song301: http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/song301.mp3
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
Since I find myself without any enraged opinions to post here, it’s time for another slew of my songs. Because exactly no one asked me to post more music. That’s how it works: Ignore me and I just keep coming back. It’s how I got published in the first place, actually. We Somers’ just bang our heads against walls until one of us is dead. It’s our Way.
So, without further ado:
Song230
Song236
Song239
Song245
Song252
Song262
Song263
Song264
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
Ah, what is it that compels me to post my amateur guitar playing/compositions? Some mysteries are probably better left unplumbed, my friends. I will say I just sort of enjoy creating these songs and the same drive that pushed me to try and get people to read my writing pushes me to post songs here. So, if you’re brave, check ’em out. And then be glad I don’t try to sing <shiver>.
The usual disclaimers: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
That’s right! MOAR SOMERS GUITAR! I knew you all wanted some, so here it is. It’s actually been a while since I decided to throw aside caution and common decency and risk mockery and humiliation by posting some of my lame songs. It takes some serious boozing to get there, my friends. Serious.
Anyway, for your listening pleasure below. The usual disclaimers: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.
So there.
I know you’ve all been waiting for me to post more of my amazing guitar playing. So I will. It’s almost science-fictiony what we can do these days. It wasn’t very long ago that one man sitting in a room with a guitar couldn’t put together anything even remotely professional-sounding. Yet here I am: A jackass with a guitar and a computer and while I don’t pretend my little recordings are radio-ready (or even all that good), they’re in the same ballpark, and that’s pretty amazing. As they say on The Simpsons: What a time to be alive!
So anyway, here’s three songs if you dare. The usual disclaimers: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I will not play at your wedding.
Lemme know what you think, if you want.